Good Morning, Stumpers!

Friday. ACTION. Saturday. ACTION. Sunday. ACTION. I mean with three days of non-stop action it’s only right that we go a little mixed bag action and talk about some of the big things that happened in the sports world this weekend! To say there were some Stumpsets this weekend would be one of the biggest understatements this side of the MIssissippi! Does that work there?

Stump Story / Glue Of The Day

✏️ A Weekend Recap

I think it’s only right that some days we do a full recap of what just went down in the world of sports. We had a jam packed weekend of action! Here are all the bullet points to know!

NFL

🤯 Undefeated no more! Two big Stumpsets yesterday with the Broncos beating the Eagles in Philly, 21-17, and the Pats beating the Bills in Buffalo, 23-20! The league is WIDE OPEN!

🏈 Some more Stumpsets for you! The Cam Ward led Titans got their first win of the year against the Arizona Cardinals after a 4th quarter collapse! Titans win 22-21! Good for Tennessee!

🟡 Speaking of first wins how about Spencer Rattler getting his first win as an NFL starting QB! He quieted the Jaxson Dart hype behind his defense getting 5 turnovers from NY! The Saints won, 26-14!

💨 Some blowouts! The Texans killed the Ravens without Lamar, 44-10! The Colts destroyed the Raiders, 40-6. Commanders def. Chargers, 27-10 (who the hell are the Chargers right now?), and the Lions def. the Bengals, 37-24

🟠 Dylan Gabriel showed flashes in his NFL debut over in London, but the Carson Wentz led Vikings were able to get the win with a game-winning TD to Jordan Addison!

🏴‍☠️ The Bucs are for real! In case you haven’t been paying attention, the Bucs are a great team! They keep losing key offensive pieces are they keep scoring more and more points every week. This week they played a phenomenal defense in Seattle and they away with a win, 38-35, with a game winning field goal after a LATE Sam Darnold interception.

🐬 Bryce Young and company got another win by knocking off the Dolphins, 27-24. Could McDaniels be on the hot seat?

College Football

🔴 Alabama shut down the Vanderbilt hype, avenging their shocking loss from a season ago! With an extra TD late, Bama won 30-14! Is Bama back?

🔵 ALERT THE AUTHORITIES! DOWN GOES PENN STATE! The narrative that they can’t beat any good teams…that’s one thing. How about losing to WINLESS UCLA with an interim Head Coach who had never worn a play-calling headset before! Insane watch as Nico looked what he once was touted to be! Penn State is now out of the Top 25!

🟠 You know who else is out? Sadly it’s Arch Manning and Texas. After being the preseason #1, the hype has been too much and the Longhorns have just not looked good. On Saturday they got Stumpset by a fiesty Florida team, 29-21.

🌪️ Despite a late surge, Miami was able to hold off Florida State in the Battle for Florida supremacy! Miami won 28-22, and now sit at #2 in the country!

MLB

🗽 Oh boy. Is this bad Yankees or just dominant Blue Jays. The right answer is probably both, but the Blue Jays have dismantled the Yankees in two straight home games in the ALDS. The Jays lead the series 2-0 as it heads over to the Bronx.

⚾️ The Mariners-Tigers series has been the exact opposite, with two nail biting finshes and the squads each winning one game a piece! The Mariners were able to win a Skubal pitched game by the Tigers which is not easy to do!

Of! The! Day’s!

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