Stars Shine Gold

Gold Medals for Scottie, Novak, and Noah Lyles! And the White Sox are bad, Real Bad!

 👋Good Morning Stump Nation!

Staring the week off with Golds! A lot of GOLD medals yesterday! Gold for Scottie! Gold for Novak! Gold for Noah Lyles! The stars showed out in a big way. We go from gold to almost the exact opposite. The White Sox are 3 games away from tying the MLB modern-day record for losses in a row! They are at 20 and face the A’s tonight at 9:40 PM ET!

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LETS. GET. INTO. IT.

THE DAILY STUMPED🔮

Yesterday the USA Women extended their Olympic WIN STREAK! How many Olympic matchups have they won in a row?

  • A. 14

  • B. 26

  • C. 42

  • D. 58

  • E. 72

Answer at the bottom of The Stump!

ON THIS DAY🗓️

On this day in 2012 —

The FASTEST man in the world, Usain Bolt, won the gold in the 100m at the London Olympics with a time of 9.63 seconds. With this time he beat his own record which he set in Beijing 2008.

Usain Bolt’s Olympic stats are insane. He won a total of 8 medals. EVERY SINGLE ONE of them was a Gold!

YESTERDAY IN SPORTS📰

Breaking News…

  • 💨 🥇 Noah Lyles WINS 100m dash in PHOTO FINISH! Lyles won the race by 5 one-thousandths of a second and won his first Olympic Gold medal!

    • Some people only talk the talk. Not only did Lyles walk the walk but he sprinted the sprint!

  • 🇺🇸 🏀 USA Women’s Basketball extends Olympic Win Streak to __ (see trivia 👆️ ) with a win over Germany!

    • With this win they have clinched the top seed in the Quarterfinals that start on Wednesday! They will face off against Nigeria.

  • ⚾️ It’s past OFFICIAL! The White Sox are historically bad! They have now lost 20 games in a row and are 3 off the 1961 Phillies for the modern day record of 23! They face off against the Oakland A’s!

    • Could be the most watched Toilet Bowl of all time!

Top Final Scores💯

  • ⚾️ Yankees def. Blue Jays in 10, 4-3; Twins def. White Sox, 13-7; Red Sox def. Rangers, 7-2; Angels def. Mets, 3-2

  • 🇫🇷 OLYMPICS

    • 💨 Noah Lyles wins GOLD in 100m dash!

    • ⛳️ Scottie wins GOLD after 4 days!

    • 🎾 Novak wins GOLD in Men’s Singles

    • 🏀 USA (W) extend win streak with win over Germany!

       

What Caught Our Eye👀

STUMP STORY OF THE DAY✍️

With As Little Disrespect As Possible…The White Sox Are Bad! Real Bad!

A couple games away from breaking records, these White Sox are in rough shape!

Let’s talk numbers here for a second! The White Sox just lost to the Minnesota Twins, the final score was 13-7. It was an ugly series to say the least as the Sox got swept. Nobody likes getting swept right. UGLY.

Well it gets just a bit uglier. Just a little bit. The White Sox have now been swept by the Pirates, Rangers, Mariners, Royals (twice), and the Twins! CONSECUTIVELY! (As in ‘IN A ROW’, ‘BACK TO BACK’, ‘ONE AFTER ANOTHER’)

If you’re not interested in doing the math, I’ll help you out. That’s 20 straight losses! The White Sox are now one game away from tying the AL record for consecutive losses held by the Baltimore Orioles (1988). They are three games back from the modern-day record of 23 losses held by the 1961 Phillies.

Just a tough scene all around. What is manager Pedro Grifol supposed to say? When asked about it he said, “At the end of the day, we’ve lost 20 in a row. That’s painful. That sucks.” Yeah that about sums it up Pedro.

The fellas now have the Oakland A’s on the docket! Talk about two teams that aren’t selling out stadiums! We wouldn’t want it any other way. In order for the White Sox to make history, they have to lose to arguably the second worst team in the league 3 times in a row!

The first game of the series is tonight at 9:40 PM ET! TUNE IN! Do we root for this record or not? I’ve got no clue.

JUICE STATION🧃

Quote of the Day

“Happy Monday!”

The Energetic Person Who Sits Next To You at Work

I get it, you’re well rested. Some of us aren’t. Pipe down until Thursday. (I’m that person, I’m sorry)

Song of the Day

Southside of Heaven

Ryan Bingham

You just gotta trust me on this one. This guy also stars in Yellowstone, so he knows country music!

Glue Guy of the Day

Defined: Glue Guy (Noun, Verb, Adj., etc.) - a person, thing, idea, or thought that holds together the larger group. Not the star, not the main character, but a hard hat and lunch pale type who knows its role. The GLUE of the group.

Calvin Coolidge

US President

Basically just a glue guy in the Presidential Office for 4 years. Wasn’t a star player, just knew his role, and got the job done. 4 years of pure glue.

WHAT TO WATCH📺️

MLB⚾️: Lighter menu today…

  • Red Sox @ Royals (8:10 PM ET), Mets @ Cardinals (5:15 PM ET), Astros @ Rangers (8:05 PM ET), Phillies @ Dodgers (10:10 PM ET)

Olympics🏅: SO. MUCH. SPORT.

  • Beach Volleyball: Former NBA Player Chase Budinger and his partner Miles Evans take on Norway at 8:00 AM ET

  • Women’s 3×3 Basketball: Semifinal - USA vs Spain @ 11:30 AM ET

  • Women’s Beach Volleyball Round of 16: Nuss / Kloth for the USA take on a Canadian pairing at 12:00 PM ET

  • Men’s Volleyball Quarterfinal: USA vs Brazil @ 3:00 PM ET

  • Surfing Gold Medal for Men @ about 4 PM ET, Women will follow around 5 PM ET

TRIVIA ANSWER

D. 58! They have won 58 games in a row! This spans across almost 10 different Olympic Games! FORTY YEARS! I mean that’s dominance for sure. It was Jackie Young who led the way yesterday with 19 points. Will they win another Gold?